Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
