Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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