I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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