New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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