I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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You. Win. At. Life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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