Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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