Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize