Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this beer tastes like vomit already
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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