good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
there is glitter all over my balls
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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