Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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