So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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