i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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