mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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