Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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