i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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