i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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