are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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