So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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