we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I want her autograph on my taint
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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