Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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