it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
