So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I currently don't understand fingers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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