Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
