Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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