so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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