redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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