if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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