I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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