he wants to bone in the snuggie
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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