There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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