so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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