i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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