You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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