hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
how does that bad decision feel?
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