I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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