I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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