so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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