Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
smell my finger.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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