Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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