She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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