So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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