Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize