you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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