dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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