I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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