google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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