Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
