it hurts more in the daytime
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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