your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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