Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So many bounce houses so little time
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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