somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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