Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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