She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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