This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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