brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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