she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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