Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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